I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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