i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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