Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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