FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I understand Curling. That high.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I currently don't understand fingers.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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