My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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