I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Couch. On fire.
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