yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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