One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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