is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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