Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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