is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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