i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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