He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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