did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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