how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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