can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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