the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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