We need to rekindle our bromance
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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