I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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