Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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