Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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