I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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