That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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