honey bunches of taint.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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