so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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