why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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