just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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