I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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