Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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