i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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