She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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