let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
there is puke in my bra ... again
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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