Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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