We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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