is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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