You made me cry and you don't even care
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Randomize