I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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