My nipple is on Facebook.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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