This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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