love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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