oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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