have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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