at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
