Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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