Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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