More tranny stories later!
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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