I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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