Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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