Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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