Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
You smell like stripper and shame
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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