they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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