remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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