apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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