yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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