ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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