Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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