would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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