i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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