it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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