woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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