: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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