i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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