Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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