I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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